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Buy Shrooms – Texas Penis Envy at MMJ Express Online Shop
Texas Penis Envy is one of the most famous magic mushrooms strains. Maybe you are thinking that this is just because the name is so remarkable and because the phallus form, but these are not the main reasons. The Penis Envy is a powerful variety very appreciated by experienced psychonauts.
The Texas Penis Envy is a highly sought-after strain – as the name implies, it is a cross of the Penis Envy and Texas magic mushroom strains. It borrows its appearance more from Texas, with thinner stems and wider caps – but the potency is comparable to that of its Penis Envy cousin.
The Texas Penis Envy high can be quite powerful – with visual and auditory hallucinations accompanying sensations of lightness, happiness, and closeness to “the source.” It’s not uncommon for people to experience life-changing revelations while under the influence of the Texas Penis envy, and so we definitely recommend this strain to more experienced users, capable of managing more intense psychedelic trips. Because of the potency of this particular strain, we also recommend taking it in a safe, controlled location especially if it’s your first time trying them. As with all psychedelics, it’s better to err on the side of caution – and you don’t want to be caught off guard when they start kicking in.
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Skyone00 (verified owner) –
Tres bon. Buzz semblabe au penis envy mais…je prefere le Penis envy pour sont effet plus relaxant. Bref tres bonne souche de mush ! Parfait pour un solo day trip .
Judy Cox (verified owner) –
Pretty good not heavy on the visuals but felt really happy and positive and a total body calm. Definitely helped anxious feelings and depression
Kenny Harmon (verified owner) –
A very positive energy kind of shroom. Calmed me down and kept the vibe going.
delta999 (verified owner) –
Happiness!
Luke Cage (verified owner) –
me and my friend split an eighth and went on a star wars marathon and it was the best time ever it felt like we were actually there
Delta bud (verified owner) –
Great body high. Trippy sounds , got these a few times.