Buy Concentrates Kief Dutch Thunder Fuck at MMJ Express Online Shop
Dutch Thunder Fuck is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Dutch Treat X Alaskan Thunderfuck strains. This bud boasts all the full body relaxing effects of its parent strains capped with a mouthwatering flavor that’s said to be like finely aged wine – musky and deep with hints of fruits and rich spices. The Dutch Thunder Fuck high hits you first with a euphoric lift that boosts your mood without affecting your energy level, leaving you relaxed and happy with an overwhelming feeling of laziness. As this high builds, you’ll start to feel a sharp pang of hunger overtake you, leaving you reaching for any snacks that you can find to kill it. These effects and its powerful 27% average THC level make Dutch Thunder Fuck an ideal bud for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, nausea, and chronic stress or anxiety. Dutch Thunder Fuck buds have large spade-shaped light minty green nugs with bright orange hairs and a super frosty coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes. Like its flavor, this bud has a delicious aroma of deep spicy musk accented by aged grape and touches of sweet fruitiness.
Kief refers to the resin glands which contain the terpenes and cannabinoids that make cannabis so unique. While marijuana sans Kief still contains cannabinoids, the resin glands that develop on flower buds pack the biggest punch.
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