Buy Concentrates Kief Couch Lock at MMJ Express Online Shop
Couch-Lock is an Indica dominant hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular Northern Lights #5 X Afghan strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 27-28% and is popular among both smokers and vapers alike. Users describe the Couch-Lock high as a potent, long-lasting slowly creeping onset of a body buzz accompanied by intense Couch-Lock that leaves you absolutely sedated and at ease. This warming narcotic indica based effect will slowly ease you into a deep and peaceful long-lasting sleep. Due to these potent sedative indica effects, Couch-Lock is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as hyperactivity, chronic pain due to illness or injury, chronic stress, and sleep disorders, including insomnia. The Couch-Lock buds have light minty green fluffy popcorn-shaped nugs with dark olive green and rich amber undertones. These nugs are specked with rusty red hairs and a thick layer of white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin. Couch-Lock has an intensely sweet aroma of peachy vanilla butter and a taste of sweet peachy lemon that intensifies as you exhale.
Kief refers to the resin glands which contain the terpenes and cannabinoids that make cannabis so unique. While marijuana sans kief still contains cannabinoids, the resin glands that develop on flower buds pack the biggest punch.
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