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Alien Cookies is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% sativa/50% indica) strain created through a cross of the popular Alien Dawg X Girl Scout Cookies strains. This bud is incredibly rare to find, but totally worth it every time because of its flawless combination of its parents’ effects. The Alien Cookies high has a happy and relaxing nature powered by an average THC level of 21% or more that is mild upon first hit, but can prove to be debilitating if you risk any more. It hits you first with a happy lift that leaves you in a state of utter peace before catapulting you into a powerful couch-lock and a sedated hungry state that leaves you questioning if you should sleep or eat everything in your house. Many users report falling asleep as the high builds, especially if they are less experienced or took a few tokes. These effects make Alien Cookies ideal for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, muscle spasms, insomnia, and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has a surprisingly sweet vanilla flavor accented by pungent earth, and a strong aroma of pungent kush with a hint of sweet vanilla as the nugs are burned. Alien Cookies has lumpy leafy small bright neon green nugs with rich amber hairs and a thick frosty coating of amber colored tiny crystal trichomes.
Crumble is an extract, a form of cannabis concentrate that’s produced using a solvent. But unlike other concentrates, which are generally fluid in their consistency, crumble is defined by its unique, crumbly texture. In fact, when made correctly, the final product is the driest type of extract on the market. Crumble can be made with processes that include either trimmed, cured nugs or a freshly harvested plant. It can be consumed on its own, or combined with flower in a variety of ways. This versatility, combined with its potency, makes this increasingly popular among cannabis consumers.
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Markel O –
These alien cookies are a great strain to hit nice and quick.. Loved it as a flower and I knew I would love it in this concentrate form too! Overall a great strain that will leave you feeling amazing. No stress, just a good time
Saffa Ali (verified owner) –
Love the vibes of this hybrid crumble. Really get the best of both sativa and indica highs. Super perfect for addition to any joint or blunt and also great on its own. Burns well and will get the job done. Thanks mmj
bella (verified owner) –
This is a very cerebral high would definitely recommend smoking if you need a good pick me up. The come down is nice and mellow. 5/5
shann (verified owner) –
Very energetic, uplifting and happy high. 10/10
setev (verified owner) –
The feelings of euphoria are so amazing…there isn’t a downside on earth when you’re smoking this strain.
Jackson –
I’m very calm relaxed and happy, very good strain.
ytasir (verified owner) –
Instant anxiety and tension relief. I love this strain.
annie (verified owner) –
i have a lot of anxiety and this is probably the best strain i’ve found for it.
Evisu (verified owner) –
I love the texture on this one and how easy it was on the throat.
elijha (verified owner) –
it hits so clean so smooth