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Couch-Lock is an Indica dominant hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular Northern Lights #5 X Afghan strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 27-28% and is popular among both smokers and vapers alike. Users describe the Couch-Lock high as a potent, long-lasting slowly creeping onset of a body buzz accompanied by intense Couch-Lock that leaves you absolutely sedated and at ease. This warming narcotic indica based effect will slowly ease you into a deep and peaceful long-lasting sleep. Due to these potent sedative indica effects, Couch-Lock is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as hyperactivity, chronic pain due to illness or injury, chronic stress, and sleep disorders, including insomnia. The Couch-Lock buds have light minty green fluffy popcorn-shaped nugs with dark olive green and rich amber undertones. These nugs are specked with rusty red hairs and a thick layer of white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin. Couch-Lock has an intensely sweet aroma of peachy vanilla butter and a taste of sweet peachy lemon that intensifies as you exhale.
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1g ,Eighths (3.5 grams) ,Quarters (7 grams) ,Half Oz (14 grams) ,Oz (28 grams) ,Quarter Pound (4 Oz) ,Half Pound (8 Oz) ,Full Pound (16 Oz) |
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Shaq L (verified owner) –
Perfect to smoke the day away. Very relaxing, leaving your body tingling and your mind mellow. My goto for sleepy time or binge watching.
Kushtopher (verified owner) –
Its exactly what its called. It threw me onto a couch with munchies.
Alexis T (verified owner) –
Couch Lock is my go-to strain for my everyday fibromyalgia pain and muscle spasm medicine, it is gentle enough to use very day and throughout the day.
Nick M (verified owner) –
This happens to be very high on my top favorite strains. Based on it’s very distinct smell (candy like, yet fruity) The high is extremely Euphoric, leaving you in a dream like state. I’d recommend as an after work, relaxation smoke. Grown correctly this strain glows with frost almost looking like dew drops. I highly recommend this to anyone with anxiety and racing thoughts.
Samuel Falcon (verified owner) –
The name says it all…
Jack Vu (verified owner) –
What the hell… this strain has me feeling my best. Truly loving this strain!
Kyle K (verified owner) –
Heavy heavy hitter. Straight GAAAAAS. Like when you were a kid and your parents would fill the car up and a sweet gas smell wofted into the car. It is my favourite strain. You can smoke other buds all day then smoke some couch lock and actually get super high.
SK (verified owner) –
An excellent strain for pain relief and sleep aid. It delivers both mind and bodies highs that may be uncomfortable for first time users but they are great for seasoned users.
Kamil Kahn (verified owner) –
This strain will have you feeling uber relaxed
Lawrence Pacholski (verified owner) –
Dang I’m a veteran smoker and this strain has me feeling ways about myself I haven’t felt before
Mark M (verified owner) –
I suffer from a rare back problem and am constantly in pain. I tried this strain and my pain went from a 10 to a 2. No Opiate ever did that for me. It is also a smooth smoke that left me feeling relaxed and pleasant (usually depressed when I’m in pain) 10 out of 10 would totally recommend for anyone looking to use this strain for pain reasons. Also incredible if you just want to get high AF.
TJ (verified owner) –
amazing. it actually is perfect for before sleep; gets me super high and peaceful, making it the perfect time to pass the F out. really does the job. peace out
JJ (verified owner) –
This strain is a miracle. I have been living with chronic pain as a result of multiple brain surgeries (the last of which caused damage to my neck and cervical vertebrae). Was taking up to 32 mg of hydromorphone a day and was still in pain. Havent used cannabis in 10 years due to a bad experience but I was desperate to get relief from my pain. Used some Couch lock in a vaporizer this week and am pain-free for the first time in 4 years.
BC (verified owner) –
The high is very heavy on the body with a subtle head high. So far this if my favorite strain to end a stressful day.
Ollie Hardman (verified owner) –
This is a stay at home type of strain. A potent one that will knock you on your ass.
Lawrence Crawford (verified owner) –
Couch lock offers a heavy high that will eventually wear out the user
Jackson M (verified owner) –
Wonderful. Comfortable. Good day smoke when you need to function with a good attitude. Very pleased.
Kim –
Buds are nice and dense and the smell is incredible really like this
Lynda (verified owner) –
Great flavor. Lasts for awhile then a nice head high. Leaves you satisfied.
Jacobi M (verified owner) –
This is the best I’ve had so far for insomnia. It’s a heavy indica, excellent for sleep, also helped relax muscles tight from a back injury
Dennis V (verified owner) –
there is no better meds for sleep than this, Hands down some of the best tasting weeds ive ever had on god you won’t regret it.
Anthony K (verified owner) –
I deal with anxiety and usually need a way to decompress and relax into sleep. Couch Lock doesn’t leave me couch locked but puts me in a deeply relaxed state. It is also wonderful for tension headaches. It is a part of my nighttime routine.
David Liu (verified owner) –
Heavy hitting 100% would smoke again
Carol Renna (verified owner) –
This strain will induce a hearty appetite
Adam C (verified owner) –
This high is a bit of a creeper, but once it fully hits you it’s fantastic
Daniel C (verified owner) –
At first I thought It was a weak high but then it hit me out of nowhere, HOLY SHIT, it got me high off my ass. If you have some major issue in your life like a break up or a lost loved one it’d be useful, this strain really helped me take a look at my life and what to do next.
kj (verified owner) –
I have major back pain and this strain is one that has consistently relieved my back pain and helped me sleep all night.
Krista (verified owner) –
I love scent, the taste, the high, and the relaxation and pain relief it brings me
Oliver Kun (verified owner) –
Mild, but pleasant flavour. The best sleep aid!
Adam Berkowitz (verified owner) –
It gives a pleasant overall feeling where every sensory experience is emphasized in an enjoyable way.
Kenny B (verified owner) –
I have severe pain and tremors at almost all hours of the day. Insomnia and pain management are what symptoms medical My go to strain is Couch Lock it works wonders very sedating high and really great for pain management literally my pain fades within 10/15 mins after smoking.
Dustin Cox (verified owner) –
I love couch lock its my all time favourite smoke. I recommended couch lock highly for body pain, muscle relaxation, mood elevation, appetite stimulation, and sleep aid at higher dosages.
Spencer R (verified owner) –
No anxiousness or paranoia at all. It’s my go to anytime strain.
katrina (verified owner) –
This is a great strain! very balanced strain and would recommend to anyone.
TK (verified owner) –
I love it my go to for anxiety and insomnia
Harriet (verified owner) –
Great strain for stress relief. Highly recomended before going to bed.
DT (verified owner) –
Whenever I feel stressed i just take smoke and i feel relaxed.
Edith (verified owner) –
Greatest thing God ever created
Brad K (verified owner) –
Damn the high packs punch and the smoke was on point.
Alexander (verified owner) –
Very good smoke, love the smell
Dave K (verified owner) –
Great do nothing chill all day type of bud because if you smoke this you will not be productive at all.
Brad (verified owner) –
The taste is great.
Cat Perram (verified owner) –
First thing I noticed was the smoothness of it.
Logan Fingal (verified owner) –
A slow hitter but comes on pretty strong
Daniel (verified owner) –
Good for kicking it and falling asleep at night.
Jeff (verified owner) –
One-two hits I’m feeling the euphoria and celestial.
Alexander V (verified owner) –
Good head high, smoked a bowl and felt in in my eyes, super euphoric feeling and not to mention the smell and taste is outrageously delicious! Definitely recommend!
Bert (verified owner) –
Great smoke for a good body buzz and just to relax.
GagnonH (verified owner) –
This amazing strain makes sense to the senses, and opens the third eye.
Ismael (verified owner) –
If you enjoy a nice relaxing strain, this is an excellent choice.