Buy Cannabis Couch Lock AAAA at MMJ Express Online Shop
Couch-Lock is an Indica dominant hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular Northern Lights #5 X Afghan strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 27-28% and is popular among both smokers and vapers alike. Users describe the Couch-Lock high as a potent, long-lasting slowly creeping onset of a body buzz accompanied by intense Couch-Lock that leaves you absolutely sedated and at ease. This warming narcotic indica based effect will slowly ease you into a deep and peaceful long-lasting sleep. Due to these potent sedative indica effects, Couch-Lock is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as hyperactivity, chronic pain due to illness or injury, chronic stress, and sleep disorders, including insomnia. The Couch-Lock buds have light minty green fluffy popcorn-shaped nugs with dark olive green and rich amber undertones. These nugs are specked with rusty red hairs and a thick layer of white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin. Couch-Lock has an intensely sweet aroma of peachy vanilla butter and a taste of sweet peachy lemon that intensifies as you exhale.
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Daryl Jackson (verified owner) –
This variation of Couchlock put me in my own arms and made me sleep so cozy
tomas_ruiz (verified owner) –
Name speaks for itself plus it relieves my back pain completely
diazjulia (verified owner) –
Very beautiful and aesthetic, the bud breaks down nice and fresh. You will feel it quick.
Frances Clarke (verified owner) –
this was a pretty good uplifting body high
Nick Klemmens –
Very uplifting and relaxing when you need it at bedtime
Alina Lowe –
mmm mmm love this strain!
Larry Hill (verified owner) –
nice sleepy strain. great for the back
MMJ-RV7 (verified owner) –
If you need a good sleep this is the one that’ll help you get that!
Hazel Turner (verified owner) –
puts me in a cozy state and I don’t wanna move
Pierre Belanger –
I don’t usually say this, but I LOVE this strain. It is like a nice soft hug at the end of a bad day. It is great for neuropathy and arthritis pains, and helpful for anxiety and depression. The taste is amazing. One of my faves.
Elenor Trick (verified owner) –
Deeeep sedating kush, much needed sleep!
paige_phan (verified owner) –
Great way to treat depression and anxiety. Put you in a super gleeful mood. Highly recommended!
Ethan Aquino (verified owner) –
Wow beautiful fluffy and crystally buds and the aroma on this one right when you break it down is just fabulous
Paul Gill (verified owner) –
Really loved the pleasant taste to this flower, couch lock is not bad at all 😉
Milo Jenkins (verified owner) –
This was the only thing that helped me get some really good sleep
Beth Keller (verified owner) –
Helped me go to sleep so peacefully for once in a long ass time
Connor N (verified owner) –
I suffer from OCD, social/generalized anxiety, arthritis and muscle spasms in my back. Most hybrids and sativa’s have made me paranoid as all hell. This might be my favorite strain so far. The overall effect was calm, relaxed, without racing thoughts, and a definite decrease in pain
Blue –
this my first purchase from this web and I’m impressed and happy with the services and the products, I’ll buy again
aretzy (verified owner) –
If you need something to help make you sleep, this strain is perfect for that. Its a nice mellow body high that will put to sleep so fast
Cameron N (verified owner) –
This is my favourite strain. great anytime smoke. Stress, Pain, Anxiety all melt away.
Libby (verified owner) –
Love the taste and consistant buzz
Lim (verified owner) –
Smokes wonderfully with a fantastic mellow creamy taste,
Bianca (verified owner) –
One of a kind just all I can say and for an indica it’s pure in heart giving you a real nice feeling I love it
Mark N (verified owner) –
Perfect when you have nothing to do and want to relax and sleep all days
Kevin D (verified owner) –
Honestly, this is some of the best stuff I’ve smoked. White crystals are plentiful, and the smell is strong. However, the hits were not harsh, and the smoke tasted delicious. Possibly my favorite strain. Keep toking, fellow potheads.
Brent G (verified owner) –
It’s got quite a relief from Cluster headaches. Continued use actually reduces the frequency and intensity of the cluster and pain
Minz (verified owner) –
Very nice looking buds, great for bedtime, overall a clean smooth smoke… I slept like a baby
Sophia (verified owner) –
I love it! It never makes me Choke, that’s the other thing that I love about it, besides the taste, and after effects.
Abraham S –
Truly appreciate this strain much respect!
Tony Hill (verified owner) –
Euphoric high type beat. Holds true to its name for sure.
Mark Davis (verified owner) –
A high that I really did not expect. All I can say is 5 stars. Premium quality.
MK (verified owner) –
Really helps me have an appetite and I only can sleep when I smoke some couch lock. 10/10
Orborne (verified owner) –
The high was very intense and long lasting. I would recommend.
Kim (verified owner) –
Excellent night time strain good for a nice day/night in
Ella (verified owner) –
One of my preferred hybrids. Great quality and tastes good too
Lynne (verified owner) –
Gives me a nice, happy, giggly, hybrid high
rose (verified owner) –
Started out with an uplifting head high then settled in for a relaxing body high that tucked me in for a good nights sleep 🙂
Brender (verified owner) –
Really helps my depression and feeling less lonely and pass the time
Amanda M (verified owner) –
Beautiful strain beautiful smoke
Andrew (verified owner) –
This is becoming one of my favorite strains.
Peter (verified owner) –
is the greatest strain I’ve ever had. This is my absolute favorite of all, I just love the high it gives me
Aubrey (verified owner) –
The high had me feeling relaxed and feeling good