Buy Concentrates Premium Shatter Dutch Thunder Fuck at MMJ Express Online Shop
Dutch ThunderFuck is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Dutch Treat X Alaskan Thunderfuck strains. This bud boasts all the full body relaxing effects of its parent strains capped with a mouthwatering flavor that’s said to be like finely aged wine – musky and deep with hints of fruits and rich spices. The Dutch Thunderfuck high hits you first with a euphoric lift that boosts your mood without affecting your energy level, leaving you relaxed and happy with an overwhelming feeling of laziness. As this high builds, you’ll start to feel a sharp pang of hunger overtake you, leaving you reaching for any snacks that you can find to kill it. These effects and its powerful 27% average THC level make Dutch Thunderfuck an ideal bud for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, nausea, and chronic stress or anxiety. Dutch Thunderfuck buds have large spade-shaped light minty green nugs with bright orange hairs and a super frosty coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes. Like its flavor, this bud has a delicious aroma of deep spicy musk accented by aged grape and touches of sweet fruitiness.
Shatter is a highly concentrated cannabis extract typically made by butane extraction. Over the past decade, Shatter has gained popularity among cannabis users for its glassy, photogenic texture and high THC potency.
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Leon Greene –
I love this strain. It’s got that strong potency and thats always a must on every shatter I get. Im a fan mmj
alex (verified owner) –
Taste high on point!
Jake Orien (verified owner) –
This is an excellent strain ! Nice and clean, very easy going when you take the hit. Quite enjoyable overall
Jayda M (verified owner) –
Appetite stimulation on this one haha, so good
Kanwar Rojas (verified owner) –
yeah I will definitely agree with this being an appetite stimulator. It made me have the mad munchies. Make sure you got the snacks around or if you don’t be prepared to make a fat order on Uber Eats or something haha
sapphire (verified owner) –
Great for pain and relaxing my muscles. No couch lock but if you want to sit back and watch tv its perfect. Just a mellow perfect buzz!