$5.00 – $875.00
Buy Cannabis Grease Monkey AAA at MMJ Express Online Shop
Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. This potent bud brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. The aroma is just as delicious with an earthy pungency accented by sugary skunky diesel and a touch of vanilla. The Grease Monkey high is a creeper, building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold. You’ll suddenly feel a slam to the head of euphoric relaxation that lulls you into a mental state of calm and haze. This effect will quickly become sleepy, easing both mind and body into a completely sedated state that’s calming and relaxing. Thanks to these effects and its super high 20-22% average THC level, Grease Monkey is the perfect choice to treat conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, insomnia, headaches or migraines, and inflammation.
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1g ,Eighths (3.5 grams) ,Quarters (7 grams) ,Half Oz (14 grams) ,Oz (28 grams) ,Quarter Pound (4 Oz) ,Half Pound (8 Oz) ,Full Pound (16 Oz) |
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Jean Luc (verified owner) –
Excellent bud. Pungent , a good bud for the day. Great high with an energy to keep movin, and do your chores. You might get lucky and get a free high later , that will creep up on you. 2 highs for one.
Ganjagirl4 (verified owner) –
This is one of my favorites so far for the treatment of my pain and severe nausea.
Piper Reese –
Love this gas monkey definitely ordering again
Brenden Chung (verified owner) –
Easily one of my top favourites! No negatives worth fussing over.
Justin Garrity (verified owner) –
it’s a heavy hitting “stoned” feeling
Elias Berry (verified owner) –
smells like a great gas!
Darryl Howard (verified owner) –
all I can really say about this is that it knocked me on my ass……..one good hit and was good for 2 hours. truth. if you are looking for the ultimate high, this is it then. if I smoked a whole joint of this, i’m not sure where my mind would wonder or if it would come back LOL!
Maddox David (verified owner) –
The numbing feeling from this strain was insane. Could feel the couch lock slowly settling in.
Jayden Tyler (verified owner) –
Fantastic strain. Excellent for insomnia. Nice uniform buds. Smells and tastes delicious.
Abraham Howell (verified owner) –
Massive couch lock. This is a good strain if you’re sick, hungover or feeling super lazy. Good choice for a rainy weekend of watching movies and napping.
Chill F –
Don’t know how things could get so relaxing and chill just from smoking with this but wow!
Grush B (verified owner) –
Great strain for my insomnia. highly recommend.
Otto Crawford (verified owner) –
A strong balance of potency and pungency. Equally as good as each other.
Renee Jameson (verified owner) –
Much needed high, thankful f or this gas monkey
Bea Tsang (verified owner) –
Gas monkey will without a doubt melt all your worries away. I feel like I’m finally at peace for once!
Keith Baldock (verified owner) –
Very relaxed and euphoric high, buds are beautiful as expected, perfect strain for me
Aron Chien (verified owner) –
My body feels amazing. Great strain to help relax. Stay stoned ma friends.
Marco A (verified owner) –
makes me sleep so well at night
Ace Divorski (verified owner) –
Starts off very euphoric then couch-lock kicks in followed by sleepiness
Marlon Gaston (verified owner) –
Euphoria will fill your entire body and mind however it does get you pretty sleepy
Tracey Harper (verified owner) –
Good body sedation.Tasty big buds.Good medicinal for nerve disorders
Davey (verified owner) –
As a spaz freak this stuff really is the medicine I need. It’s awesome. Everything about it is 5/5
Bill Derby (verified owner) –
No negatives things to say about this strain! Be prepared for the pungent aroma and just how sticky this strain is.
Jaime Budd (verified owner) –
Not only does it relieve pain, it makes you feel so good like you’re floating on. a cloud
kaytee (verified owner) –
After smoking a doobie i feel like im on cloud 9, heavily medicated and relaxed lol
Gaige Snider (verified owner) –
Good for chilling but wont knock you out
Kaiden Pugh (verified owner) –
euphoric body tingles all around!
rebekkadanielle (verified owner) –
a very nice strain especially if you want to wind down for the evening
Scott –
A pungent mix of gas and vanilla ice cream. Almost too greasy. Relaxing indica effects. Hungry, happy, melting into the couch.
Hoang (verified owner) –
a pleasant surprise for a triple A. got a nice body high that tapered off towards the evening. burnt out and had such a good sleep
Rajan (verified owner) –
I have trouble with my appetite, and this strain helps alot with it. Thanks as usual MMJ!
Branden Olson (verified owner) –
This is the yummiest strain I have tried in a long time.
Jaden Maddox (verified owner) –
Awesome smoke great taste and helps with my ptsd
Giordano (verified owner) –
This is my evening strain that helps me unwind. been smoking this strain for a while now, and have been quite happy with it.
Jackson Tucker (verified owner) –
So far this is the only strain that relieves my joint pain. It is a godsend.
Eugene Carlisle (verified owner) –
Definitely do NOT smoke if you have a full day ahead of you. Definitely an evening strain.
Daxton Tillman (verified owner) –
This is one of my go-to strains for depression & increasing my energy levels
Benjamin (verified owner) –
It tastes and smells great
Mike Hinch (verified owner) –
it made me definitely very tired and euphoric
Nixon Ausena (verified owner) –
Tastes and smells really good and the high is very relaxing and nice.
Craig Marlon (verified owner) –
super relaxed feeling with a energetic feeling and euphoria – so bomb!
Shauna (verified owner) –
Great for anxiety or just shutting off after a long day.
Cassie Whyte (verified owner) –
I love this smoke !! First time I purchased it I made the mistake of not getting enough, not going to ever make that mistake again !! First the smell gets you the sweetness in there and a skunk , I can smell it all day long ! And the test just want to be able to save it for the entire day !
michael junior (verified owner) –
This strain allows me to fall into slumber. I love this strain
Henry Douglas (verified owner) –
For sure a night weed smoked a couple bowls got baked then was ready for bed. Slept like a log nice sleepy time weed great for dealing with pain!
Steve D (verified owner) –
Helps with insomnia at higher dosages but overall very chill and happy feeling.
Mark Cooney (verified owner) –
It’s a great strain with a feel good body high
Chris Hernandez (verified owner) –
I had my eye on this strain and finally got to try it out. It was rather smooth and easy on the lungs, good high. Glad I found it.
Pierre Dalphond (verified owner) –
Absolutely delicious smoke and definitely good for anxiety related issues!