$8.00 – $1,500.00
Alien Cake is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Alien Cookies X Sour Cream Cake strains. Known for its super delicious flavor and heavy high, Alien Cake is perfect for any hybrid lover. This bud has a sweet and creamy taste with hints of light herbs and woody pine throughout. The aroma is just as delicious, with a touch of dank pungency to it, too. The Alien Cake high is definitely a creeper, working its way into your mind a few minutes after your final exhale before fully taking hold. You’ll feel a subtle building lift that gently boosts your mood into a state of pure euphoric before spreading throughout your entire body, easing away aches and pains and leaving you feeling almost weightless. This weightlessness will suddenly turn heavy, leaving you physically stoned, couch-locked and totally immovable. With these heavy effects and its high 26%+ average THC level, Alien Cake is often chosen to treat conditions such as depression, mood swings, chronic stress, chronic pain and migraines or headaches. This bud has dense grape-shaped forest green nugs with deep purple undertones, light amber hairs and a frosty thick coating of tiny bright amber crystal trichomes.
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1g ,Eighths (3.5 grams) ,Quarters (7 grams) ,Half Oz (14 grams) ,Oz (28 grams) ,Quarter Pound (4 Oz) ,Half Pound (8 Oz) ,Full Pound (16 Oz) |
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Trace Richards (verified owner) –
Stress levels lower instantly, relaxation is attainable upon exhale.
Roy (verified owner) –
it seriously smacked me in the cranium and sent me into a time warp
Jacques (verified owner) –
Perfect for a nice morning pick me up all the way till dusk!
Andy –
helps me with my daily stress. toke it in the evening and helps put me to bed as i have trouble sleeping
Shaquille (verified owner) –
Took a few rips and felt it in my body right away. Perfect blend of high and worked quick
Nick Hutcheson (verified owner) –
Really sticky and really pleasant high
Jamie Burrell (verified owner) –
I felt really relaxed and it helped to alleviate some body aches
Gary (verified owner) –
Man this strain is chronic!
Donna (verified owner) –
A wonderful gift from God.
Don (verified owner) –
does wonders for my migraines
Fawn Brown (verified owner) –
This by far is the best strain EVER created by man
Jane Elle (verified owner) –
A couple hits and my stress melts away as my body relaxes, my smile widens, leaving me totally great
Ethan (verified owner) –
I love this strain, very helpful in treatment for arthritis as well as insomnia.
Rachel (verified owner) –
Had no problem sleeping. Great sleep after smoking this strain
Kendall Hardin (verified owner) –
Best insomnia medicine u can ask for
Todd Harvey (verified owner) –
creates a really soft, gentle body high
Natalia Pooter (verified owner) –
It helped relax tense muscles in my neck, shoulders and back.
Clara Miller (verified owner) –
By far a very good strain the helps with focus alittle energy mostly a euphoria hour type high Tastes as it says
Trina (verified owner) –
Great for morning wake-n-bake and/or afternoon delight.
Isaac Graham (verified owner) –
Helps relieve stress that comes from work and society
Matt (verified owner) –
my morning medicine
Bo Chambers (verified owner) –
Definitely one of the best strains I’ve had in a while.
Brittany (verified owner) –
I got that slow motion high with a giggly and come to peace uplifted feeling, definitely good for being around some buddies.
Frederick L (verified owner) –
I was so stoned i loved it. Could watch a whole series of a show and laugh my ass off! Love it love it
Jael Tate (verified owner) –
One of my favorite sativas. When I smoke it, I feel elated and helps to motivate me. I do a lot of running, and this strain makes it a lot more fun. Good for socializing too!
Frank (verified owner) –
it provides me with moderate pain relief and muscle relaxation
Brandon (verified owner) –
Nice uplifting high makes me wanna get off the couch
Crystal (verified owner) –
Been smoking since 2014, and I split one bowl with my roommate and im feelin good.
Jonny (verified owner) –
Unparalleled satisfaction! This strain provided a truly premium experience, from the rich aroma to the deep relaxation it induced. An absolute gem in the world of cannabis
Lucas Booth (verified owner) –
Really good strain. I was relaxed but could still function.
Santos (verified owner) –
I’m very pleased with the happy, pain free, deeply relaxing effects.
Cooper De Silva (verified owner) –
It relieved anxiety and made me feel calm
Shirley Riehl (verified owner) –
One of the best weeds I have ever smoked really helped with my anxiety a lot
Chris H (verified owner) –
If you’re looking for a dose of motivation, look no further than this strain!
Cathy (verified owner) –
In my top 5 Medicinal strains for sure.
Jackson (verified owner) –
Elevating and euphoric, this strain provides a burst of energy and creativity.
Doris (verified owner) –
Amazing strain! Buzz slaps you in the face
Dora (verified owner) –
Very good strain to smoke afterwork
Leonard (verified owner) –
Favorite smoke, specially after a long day of work.
Jeannie (verified owner) –
Good night finisher!
Ezra H (verified owner) –
Absolutely amazing. If you love a happy energized thc high – I recommend.
Beth (verified owner) –
Excellent! The taste and smell are amazing
Annabelle Wiebe (verified owner) –
It has a nice sweet smell, and taste as well. It got me high after within only 2-5 minutes of smoking and I was moderately high.
Chuck McCall (verified owner) –
pretty relaxing and slightly couch locking high
Brandon (verified owner) –
Great after a long work week or if you just want to take “chillin” to a new level . Enjoy everyone!
Joaquin N (verified owner) –
This is top notch bud right here.
Natalia Blonde (verified owner) –
The high on this one is where she really shines with a euphoric energetic clear headed high as well as a nice narcotic effect
Joey (verified owner) –
Damned useful for pain and insomnia.