Buy Cannabis Dutch Thunder Fuck AAAA at MMJ Express Online Shop
Dutch ThunderFuck is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Dutch Treat X Alaskan Thunderfuck strains. This bud boasts all the full body relaxing effects of its parent strains capped with a mouthwatering flavor that’s said to be like finely aged wine – musky and deep with hints of fruits and rich spices. The Dutch Thunderfuck high hits you first with a euphoric lift that boosts your mood without affecting your energy level, leaving you relaxed and happy with an overwhelming feeling of laziness. As this high builds, you’ll start to feel a sharp pang of hunger overtake you, leaving you reaching for any snacks that you can find to kill it. These effects and its powerful 27% average THC level make Dutch Thunderfuck an ideal bud for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, nausea, and chronic stress or anxiety. Dutch Thunderfuck buds have large spade-shaped light minty green nugs with bright orange hairs and a super frosty coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes. Like its flavor, this bud has a delicious aroma of deep spicy musk accented by aged grape and touches of sweet fruitiness.
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Elijah Cooke (verified owner) –
My laziness levels shot through the roof moments after trying some of this out. Kept me nice and cozy on my couch.
RamosThanos (verified owner) –
Didnt even want to move. Cant beat it
Ivan Long (verified owner) –
Cured my appetite loss temporarily, but very effective.
dracooooola (verified owner) –
Each pull is a nice punch and super relaxing but not too sleepy.
alistar kevin (verified owner) –
I have a pretty high tolerance and after 2-3 hits from my bong and after a couple mins, I was knocked the fuck out.
Garret Swella (verified owner) –
Absolute fav. Haven’t had this high in a looong time. Smoked some, slept and woke up still high.
happiermime (verified owner) –
Making me lazy by the second, by the hour im just watching the walls
Maverick Phelps (verified owner) –
Very euphoric, leaves me in a happy mood with some laziness included.
Brendan Cardenas (verified owner) –
can’t move or didnt even want to move at all because of this strain!
Sebastian Walker (verified owner) –
I suffer from depression and anxiety and this strain was enjoyable to smoke.
Ethan Thompson (verified owner) –
It has a nice euphoric high that just makes me feel good.
Topper Kins –
Happy moods all around. Gotta love it
Matteus Karn (verified owner) –
Rolled this one in some grape flavoured rollies and it really brought out the flavours of the flower. Sweet and tasty
Carly Teel (verified owner) –
body high got me feeling extremely relaxed!
Jimmy Luong (verified owner) –
Straight comfy in bed watching movies type of high haha
T. Apparel (verified owner) –
digging this dutch thunderfuck, got that top shelf quality
Corey Ahmad (verified owner) –
been lazy ever since I used this. 100% the best strain
Christine Cordero (verified owner) –
Smooth and potent! They killed it!
Eli Hodges (verified owner) –
Very earthy smell to this strain. In the beginning, you’re fairly awake and the high creeps in on you slowly. The feelings of happiness and giggles hit you next.
tomasoreilly (verified owner) –
Very pleasant and dank high. Feels like I flew into another dimension.
Harry Nagra (verified owner) –
Powerful high! Don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed a strain like I did with this one. Super fun strain!
ellie_cote (verified owner) –
Best smelling bud ever. Taste lingers wonderfully. Relaxing yet uplifting.
Xander Brewer (verified owner) –
A really good strain for being absolutely lazy. Will most definitely keep you away from being as productive as possible.
Aidan Wade (verified owner) –
Helps with appetite loss and keeps you feeling comfy. Laziness levels shot through the roof.